so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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