okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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