He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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