Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
