i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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