I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
What changed your mind?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.