just come out here and I will go home with you...
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just had sex on a roof
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo