It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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