I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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