Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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