I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Randomize