Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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