Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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