Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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