OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
