She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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