We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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