My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
