Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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