there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
