you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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