You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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