if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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