is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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