a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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