what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Randomize