Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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