I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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