You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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