ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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