I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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