shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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