Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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