My boss' voice literally gives me gas
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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