We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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