Porn is love you can see.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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