Me too!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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