i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Randomize
