He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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