To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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