"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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