Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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