when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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