Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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