But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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