as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am spending my child support on dildos
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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