shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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