I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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