Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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