My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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