ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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