i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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