im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
