Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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