Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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